Herald’s Handy Handbooks For Ms May: The Gays and their Acronyms
Theresa May says not to worry about DUP views on “LGB….what’s the rest of it?”
The Prime Minister met the 1922 Committee of Conservative backbenchers...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 5 Fictional President held to higher...
Taking fifth place in our countdown of 2017's most popular articles is this biting piece of social commentary from Johnny Wapping, the only dog...
Weekly Horoscopes With Olivia Astro – 18.7.16/24.7.16
Thanks to a weekend ripped to the tits on PCP, mescaline, cocaine and cheap speed, I have been enduring hideous hallucinations and nightmarish visions,...
David Davis to demand the EU forms the next UK government
The first thing Brexiter David Davis will demand of the EU when Brexit discussions begin tomorrow morning will be to take over Britain and...
HorrorScopes
Aries - The Dead Postman
Things are looking up for you this week. You break your neck in a car crash on Wednesday. You will...
Weekly Horoscopes With Olivia Astro – 20.6.16/26.6.16
Aries
On Monday, dreamy Neptune makes it's annual journey through the choppy waters of Pisces and enters your twelfth house, so put aside any thoughts...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 10 “The Queen asks Merkel to...
Kicking us off on our Christmas countdown of the top ten most popular Herald articles of the year is Dick Turnip with "The Queen...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 7 Department of Justice confirms that...
Continuing our countdown of the top ten most popular articles of 2017 is this expose from Henry Chinaski.
Henry Chinaski is a professional drunk, jimmy-rustler...
Editorial – A light in the dark for stroke survivors
Here at The Rochdale Herald we support several charities. One of those charities is Different Strokes the UK charity for younger stroke survivors.
Today sees...
Southern Rail awarded plum DUP transport contract
World renowned transport provider Southern Rail have been awarded the plum contract of providing locomotion between Belfast and Westminster for DUP politicians.
Southern will take...
Couple thrilled by second baby have no understanding of its intentions yet
A couple thrilled by the safe arrival of their second baby have no idea of its intentions yet.
Nic and Cassie Novella already have a...
Fireproof cladding found for Westminster cover up
Following years of swingeing corner cutting, government officials anticipate further public outrage and blame as fallout from the Grenfell catastrophe.
Luckily a magic money tree...
Racists shocked to learn that there are more than two religions
The revelation that there are more religions than just Christianity and Islam has caused mass outbreaks of shock and confusion among racists everywhere, it...
