Theresa May says not to worry about DUP views on “LGB….what’s the rest of it?”

The Prime Minister met the 1922 Committee of Conservative backbenchers amid controversy over the governments discussions with the Democratic Unionist Party of Ulster.

A Tory MP is said to have told HuffPo editor Paul Waugh that the PM had made the flippant comment, “LGB….what’s the rest of it?”, in the meeting.

So, in the latest of our Herald’s Handy Handbooks series, here’s a quick breakdown on that big gay acronym for you Theresa:

L is for Labour
G is for General Election
B is for By-election
T is for Theresa
Q is for Quit
I is for Immediately

We just got to G. Now someone go tell Zac “45 vote majority” Goldsmith that the third runway is definitely happening before the Bys get upset about being overlooked again.

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