Science and Technology

Researchers at Rochdale Community University have uncovered the first clear links between racism and hair loss among men.  In an in depth study lasting nearly...

Our foreign correspondent Miffy Bigboots reports from South London. A man at a loose end over the weekend changed his opinion on virtually everything after...

In a shock announcement today, astronomers have come out and stated categorically that London is not the centre of the universe. The BBC's face of...

The Rochdale Herald has learned that ITV plans to make drastic changes to the format of next year's 'I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of...

Prime Minister Theresa May has heralded education reforms by telling UK schools that there will be "no return to the binary system of the...

The Government has announced a vague and ill thought out plan to start a space program instead of electrifying the TransPennine Express railway line. A...

The first person in the UK ever to have a double hand transplant has told The Rochdale Herald that he can't wait to get...

Scientists have devised a new unit to measure inactivity that they're calling the Corbyn. Professor Frederick Seddon of Rochdale College told us, "We've been trying...

The question posed by Linkin Park all those years ago has been answered and people might not like the answer. According to scientists, who have been...

South African science lunatic & suspected wizard Elon Musk has turned his attentions to what he calls "mankind's greatest untapped resource". A spokesperson for Mr...

This startling fact has now been scientifically proven and published in an official report. Restaurants will be forced to close after it was discovered...

Writing in the lifestyle magazine 'It's A Gullible Life' Dr Pie d'Piper (currently The British Homeopathic Amalgam's Integrative Dissimulation Spokesbeing) responded to the news...

Rochdale residents have been angered by a DNA profiling study that showed that many weren't descendants of native Rochdaleans at all. The study, run by...

Scientists at Bideford University have claimed that the recent epidemic of Veganism can be stopped if victims receive treatment in the early stages of...

With all the scientific rigour of a hippy Merlin with a bone through his nose, the BBC headlines recently included the assertion that the...

A local nihilist has started a campaign against vaccinations, arguing that they force children to endure the pain and sadness of their futile existence. Stephen...