All Your Faves Dying Just Preparation for apocalypse 

2016 has seen the death of pretty much every famous person you like. We interviewed Death yesterday to find out why: "I KNOW PEOPLE ARE...
Martin Roberts

Martin Roberts Demands Recount.

0
Property botherer and dreadful chef Martin Roberts has demanded a recount following his failure to be elected President of the Jungle in this year's...

Prince Charles spotted throne shopping in Harrods

27
The big eared flower whisperer was spotted earlier today looking at thrones and sceptres in the London department store it has been reported. "He was...

Katie Price Fails 5 Minutes Into Her Attempt To Go A Whole Day Without...

0
Three days ago the former glamour model Katie Price, also known as Libya, attempted to last a whole day without doing anything to publicise...

Ban on new celebrity Chefs

0
The government is set to introduce legislation preventing the creation of new celebrity Chefs, after pretentiousness levels in the UK became toxic. It...

Civil rights group shocked after Ant McPartlin sentenced to watching Britain’s Got Talent

0
Prisoners' rights group, Liberty, protested against the harsh treatment of Ant McPartlin in a strongly worded text to The Rochdale Herald today after the...

Meat Loaf isn’t dead

0
Apparently Meat Loaf isn't dead and has a new album coming out, on account of still being alive. The big breasted Fight Club singer apparently...
Noel Edmonds

Man who says negativity causes cancer sues HBOS for fraud

0
A quiz show presenter who asked a cancer patient if it was possible his ill health is caused by your negative attitude has announced he...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts