Crime

Former East 17 Band member and serial own foot shooter Brian Harvey is said to be in trouble with the police over alleged malicious...

Men up and down the UK will now be sleeping with one eye open and replacing all the knives in the house with plastic...

The Government has announced plans to cut costs by putting prisoners in charge of prisons. The announcement comes after the successful conclusion of a...

After around 30 people were injured, many more shocked and people consequently feeling terrified, New York officials are keen to point out that the...

A new selection process has been announced for assigning judges to trials, taking into account both gender and aesthetics. This move will see all...

Several women were arrested this morning following a verbal altercation outside Rochdale's women's institute.The women who can't be named for legal reasons are being...

Police call handlers up and down the country have been inundated with calls from concerned citizens in relation to a bizzare new craze in...

There were scenes of jubilation around the country this afternoon after Paul Dacre "did the decent thing" and shot himself with a revolver after drinking half a bottle of scotch at Northcliffe House.

Julian Assange has confirmed that he will be having a quiet Christmas at home this year. In a telephone call Mr Assange told us,...

The Editor of The Daily Mail was carried out of Northcliffe House in a straitjacket this morning after a photograph of a white man...

We at the Rochdale Herald really liked this headline but couldn't think of a way of making even slightly believable. What follows is some made...