Crime

Men up and down the UK will now be sleeping with one eye open and replacing all the knives in the house with plastic...

Julian Assange has confirmed that he will be having a quiet Christmas at home this year. In a telephone call Mr Assange told us,...

Greater Manchester Police have hired the youngest ever special Constable this week. James Cannings was sworn in by Chief Constable Rob Potts on Thursday. James...

After around 30 people were injured, many more shocked and people consequently feeling terrified, New York officials are keen to point out that the...

A new selection process has been announced for assigning judges to trials, taking into account both gender and aesthetics. This move will see all...

Several women were arrested this morning following a verbal altercation outside Rochdale's women's institute.The women who can't be named for legal reasons are being...

In a bold new democracy-busting move, Emperor Trump has decreed the police will now swear an oath of allegiance directly to the person of...

We at the Rochdale Herald really liked this headline but couldn't think of a way of making even slightly believable. What follows is some made...

There were scenes of jubilation around the country this afternoon after Paul Dacre "did the decent thing" and shot himself with a revolver after drinking half a bottle of scotch at Northcliffe House.

The Editor of The Daily Mail was carried out of Northcliffe House in a straitjacket this morning after a photograph of a white man...

Paul Golding has picked up the baton from Nick Griffin today in calling for a Register of Potential Terrorists. The call comes in the wake...