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A college professor in the US has come under fire from leading figures in the Republican Party after he allegedly assaulted a number of...

DONALD TRUMP is believed to be in hiding tonight after the National Rifle Association called for a clamp-down on “rapid fire tools”. This has been...

The FBI have allegedly revealed the location of a secret golf course in Chernobyl to Donald Trump today. One FBI spokesman said, "POTATUS was on...

News is emerging this morning that Donald Trump has started defecating on the floor like a dog after learning that Barack Obama uses toilets. Several...

WASHINGTON: The actual real-life US President Donald Trump has achieved a normal score on a cognitive exam and is in excellent fettle, although he...

In a shock announcement, the Founding Editor of this esteemed organ has declared it will be withdrawing from future coverage of the current White House...

Far right stringless Thunderbird puppet and multi-millionaire Dulwich educated ex-banker and man of the people Nigel Farage reportedly bought the middle class toffees straight...

President Donald Trump has been the first victim of his cancellation of orders compelling universities and other institutions to respect personal identity. Although rescinding the orders was...

The actual real life president of the United States of America told the Future Farmers of America Convention that the worst thing to happen...

Donald Trump has announced he intends to visit areas of Texas affected by flooding just as soon as the cleaning operation on Texan golf...

Donald Trump has spoken of how great it is that there's now so much pussy to grab when he next visits the House of...

The world has been quivering with excitement over President Trump's possible impeachment for some time now, like Kim Jong-Un's stubby digit over a big...

President Donald Trump has found himself in the middle of a storm of controversy recently following his comments about Puerto Rico. At a press...

Slovenian "model" and "wife" of "human being" Donald Trump has lashed out at allegations in The Daily Mail that she was a sex worker...

It was announced today via Twitter that President Trump will now wear eclipse glasses when viewing the news in order to protect his thin...

Donald Trump has begun his seventeen day summer vacation on a high after winning an international competition at his private golf course in New...