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Donald Trump's 2020 re-election campaign has debuted a new range of MAGA dog whistles at a rally in Florida this past weekend. Florida Trump fan...

President Donald Trump has apparently just signed a new executive order making it compulsory for American citizens to carry guns about them at all...

President of the actually terrific US, Donald Trump, is to reward his own bravery with a special medal, the Purple Cheeseburger, after his courage...

The world was horrified but not terribly surprised to discover this morning that professional gambler and self-styled American oligarch Biff Tannen secured the US...

There was outrage across the United States this afternoon after the President of Mexico said "fuck this shit" and vowed to close the border...

Donald Trump has applied to have the address of his Mar-a-Lago changed from Palm Beach to Tampa Bay, ahead of the arrival of Hurricane...

President of the United States of America, Donald Trump is demanding to know how to get in touch with the Ghostbusters, it has been...

Donald Trump has asked his propaganda secretary, Sean Spicer, to assure The White House press corps that President Trump's penis is "the largest penis in the history of penises. Period!"

Following the sad and untimely death of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman of the US Marine Corps, The Rochdale Herald has obtained an exclusive transcript of...

Trump Challenges Clinton To Drug Test Prior To Next Debate - Clinton Lashes Back With Drug Taking Contest Challenge US Election 2016; Following Donald Trump's...

New Charity is hoping to help the children Donald Trump demanded to be locked up at the US border.  A new charity has been started...

In the wake of the ongoing email scandal, an intrepid Rochdale Herald researcher, Douglas, has uncovered a series of other scandals that the...

It was announced today via The USA news site that Donald Trump will be immersed in a barrel of water to see if he...

Donald Trump has demanded that the widow of Sgt La David Johnson release his long form death certificate following a row about whether or...

The President Elect reportedly ordered a vast amount of the interconnecting bricks earlier today. LEGO CEO, Jørgen Vig Knudstorp, said; "Obviously we are thrilled to...

Thousands of people are feared dead in Central and Latin America this week after literally laughing their heads off at the news that the...