A word in your ear Mr Lineker
I have a suggestion for Gary Lineker
Maybe you should stop selling Salt & Vinegar
If your boss still works with the devil
Then tell them to...
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New father awarded medal for empathy by comparing childbirth to having a tricky poo
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