A word in your ear Mr Lineker
I have a suggestion for Gary Lineker
Maybe you should stop selling Salt & Vinegar
If your boss still works with the devil
Then tell them to...
Rochdale woman in Waitrose platitude tragedy
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Wank Bank to close with loss of 1,200 Hand Jobs – Bosses Blame 4G...
The Wank Bank, formally Britain's premier repository of one-handed images, has announced that it will shut its doors after over 100 years of trading.
Founded in...
Queue for pedalos during Dunkirk evacuation shorter than Benidorm immigration control confirm veterans
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Success of women’s sports teams coincides with an increase in cases of erectile dysfunction,...
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New Tory Crabbs Clinic opens in Rochdale
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Latest theory on the structure of the Gregorian calendar revealed.
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