An angry satirist is convinced that people are just reading the headlines of his articles and maybe the first sentence underneath.

“Anything after that could be any old bollocks and no one would notice.” Said Tony Wit, a writer for NewsThump

Rabbit house space ship, information fool. Clandestine bowel humpty dumpty do.

Flibble von staufenkirk and trees in June. The stars alligned and the engine cable snapped.

Flibadub blib blob blib.