Daily Mail readers boycott RSPB after it helps Canadian Goose

0
Daily Mail readers have been cancelling their subscriptions to the RSPB following reports that it helped a Canadian Goose that fell into a river. One...

Wildfire at Huddersfield housing estate as family of partridges lose control of barbecue

0
A Huddersfield housing estate has burned to the ground after a barbecue, lit by a family of wildfowl, was left unattended. The estate of roughly...
unhappy man

Emails found on MP’s pornhub viewer

0
A forensic investigation of Damian Green's computer has revealed that it was used for viewing emails, conducting research and processing documents, confirming that...

DON’T PANIC! The weather is still shit.

0
After weeks of hail, freezing temperatures, snow drifts, closed motorways and cancelled trains, the prospect of a mild few days at the beginning...
Polar Bear

Aaron Banks eaten by polar bear forced to migrate to Cheshire by global warming

0
Reports are coming in that a man ironically mauled to death by a polar bear in Northwich town centre was prominent leave voter and...
Champs Elysees

France announces plans for affordable coffee on the Champs-Elysees by 2049

Following his plans to make France carbon-neutral by banning all petrol and diesel by the middle of the century, Newly-elected French President Macron has...

Vegetable that looks like Prince Charles discovered on Rochdale allotment

0
A Rochdale man has spoken to us about vegetable he has found that looks remarkably like Prince Charles.  Bill Board told us, "It was last...

World hunger solved after Jeremy Corbyn urinates on field

0
World hunger has been declared over after Jeremy Corbyn urinated on a field just outside Rochdale. One aide told us, "Jeremy was returning from one...

Follow us

61,169FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
21,670FollowersFollow

Popular Posts