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A group of alleged Russian spies who were apprehended in Holland have said they were there learning to ski on the world famous Dutch...

American race relations looked to be on the upturn today after President Donald Trump responded to the calls from Congress to condemn white supremacists...

A crazy bastard who works in the White House has accused a former employee of being a crazy bastard. The crazy bastard apparently "disavowed' the...

An angry teenager with the mental age of an eleven year old suspected of international terrorism offences has been arrested because he was wearing...

In a controversial move the World Wildlife Fund has appointed that old woman who was filmed putting a cat in a wheelie bin in...

A Rochdale man has received praise worldwide for the noble idea of celebrating International Women's Day by boldly telling no sexist jokes for the...

The Kremlin has accused America's security services of treasonous behaviour after Lavrov's love in with Trump. A spokesman for the Kremlin released the following warning to...

Children all across America are giddy with excitement that it is now officially only three US defence secretaries until Christmas morning. The news comes after...

Western leaders have suggested that nothing could possibly go wrong by attacking Syria and this time will definitely be different to Iraq, Afghanistan and...

Harvey Weinstein has officially been nominated by the Republican Party as their candidate to contest the 2020 Presidential Election. Mr Weinstein gained support from a...

After 63 years of success Alcoholics Anonymous of America have added a 13th Step to their eponymous programme - Step 13: Don't Fucking Bother. The...

Russian President and superstar house elf, Vladimir Putin, has revealed that the whole Trump/Russia thing is a prank that went too far. "Trump come to...

This year's annual scary competition is still a 3 horsemen of the apocalypse race in it's closing stages.

Prince William and Kate Middleton are to take a break from producing sovereigns for the Royal Mint and tour North Korea. Foreign Secretary Boris...

World leaders have rushed to hail the Dutch general election as the turning point in the history of civilisation. With the rising tide of...

As the smokescreen around Donald Trump's draft dodging tactics intensifies The Rochdale Herald has uncovered startling new evidence. The story currently being spun is that...