A crazy bastard who works in the White House has accused a former employee of being a crazy bastard.

The crazy bastard apparently “disavowed’ the crazy bastard after he was quoted in a new book describing a meeting between the crazy bastard’s crazy bastard son and a group of Russians as ‘treasonous’.

The Russians had offered the crazy bastard’s crazy bastard son damaging information on Hillary Clinton at the meeting.

The crazy bastard in the White House said “that crazy bastard has nothing to do with me or my presidency. When he was fired he not only lost his job, he lost his mind” without even a hint of irony.

“That crazy bastard was a staffer who worked for me after I had already won the nomination by defeating seventeen utterly mental motherfuckers, often described as the most bat-shit bonkers lunatics ever assembled in the Republican Party,” he continued.

“He had absolutely nothing to do with me winning, in fact he never he worked at The White House, thats’ definitely not him standing at the edge of my desk. He just imagined he was there.”

The crazy bastard told The Rochdale Herald: “I might be a crazy bastard but at least I’m not going to be cooked like an egg by the FBI before going to prison for the rest of my life.”

“Like that crazy bastard’s crazy bastard son. He’s going to prison forever when they finish slow roasting him.”

“I might be bonkers but even I know that if you’re going to meet with representatives of a foreign government while running for the highest office in the country you should definitely have a lawyer in the room.”