Racists shocked to learn that there are more than two religions
The revelation that there are more religions than just Christianity and Islam has caused mass outbreaks of shock and confusion among racists everywhere, it...
Fireproof cladding found for Westminster cover up
Following years of swingeing corner cutting, government officials anticipate further public outrage and blame as fallout from the Grenfell catastrophe.
Luckily a magic money tree...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 8 Unemployed mother on benefits knocked...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas countdown of the most popular articles of 2017 continues with this prime example of the art of satire by Quentin...
Turn your house into a Costa and other tips for hosting gatherings of more...
The Government have announced that gatherings of more than 6 people are to be banned. But what do you do if your "Company AGM"...
Terrorist response strategy in disarray after meeting room mix up
Today's COBRA meeting had to be abandoned after it was discovered that Cabinet Office Briefing Room A had already been booked by Trevor from...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 4 Big Ben to be renamed...
Next up on our countdown of the most popular articles of 2017 comes a piece of gold from Charlie Stuart that even had a...
This week’s front pages, at a glance
'Mr Shifty' Philip Green is exonerated of all wrongdoing when it transpires he is actually a seven year old boy. Forced to wear a...
Weekly Horoscopes With Olivia Astro – 20.6.16/26.6.16
Aries
On Monday, dreamy Neptune makes it's annual journey through the choppy waters of Pisces and enters your twelfth house, so put aside any thoughts...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 7 Department of Justice confirms that...
Continuing our countdown of the top ten most popular articles of 2017 is this expose from Henry Chinaski.
Henry Chinaski is a professional drunk, jimmy-rustler...
Weekly Horoscopes With Olivia Astro – 4.7.16/10.7.16
Aries
Beware people driving silver Vauxhaul Vectras early in the week - they mean you harm and will go out of their way to inflict...
Weekly Horoscopes With Olivia Astro – 1.8.16/7.8.16
Apologies for missing last week, but nothing interesting happened in your pathetic lives anyway. And I knew it wouldn't, so I felt I deserved...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas countdown – Number 3 – Mariah Carey records shock cover...
So here we are. We've reached the top three in our countdown of the ten most popular articles of 2017.
Written by the mysterious Galatian,...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 9 Buzz Aldrin says not punching...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas countdown of the most popular articles of the year continues with this beauty from Francis Aston.
Originally published on the 3rd...
HorrorScopes
Aries - The Dead Postman
Things are looking up for you this week. You break your neck in a car crash on Wednesday. You will...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Numero Uno – Glastonbury food vendors uproar...
So, here it is, Merry Christmas, everybody's having fun, hark The Rochdale Herald sings "Glory to Martin Luther King".
Our Top Ten of the most...
