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A man who claims to prefer John Lennon to Paul McCartney actually knows more of the latter’s songs, it has emerged. Music fan Lennie Payne...

A bloke in a pub has claimed that the Duchess of Cambridge’s unborn child is his, reports have confirmed. Unemployed Willie Eckerslike, 42, from Rochdale,...

Michael Gove, the man who claimed Britain had “had enough of experts” would appear to have at least some time for them, at least...

It’s not often you hear William Shatner’s ego described as “too small”, but that’s the complaint being made by the producers of his latest...

A recent survey has revealed that a staggering 89% of Tory MPs are unable to findtheir constituency on a map. The survey results, which were...

A Brexit voter who spent four hours queueing in passport control has suggested that maybe border free travel in Europe is a good thing. Jo...

Donald Trump has unveiled his latest scheme to “make America great again” - a huge wall along the entire coast to keep out hurricanes,...

Southern Rail have announced the latest innovation to their transport, passengerless trains. Following the announcement of a move to driverless trains, bosses have decided to...

Three days ago the former glamour model Katie Price, also known as Libya, attempted to last a whole day without doing anything to publicise...

If the children of the late Sir Bruce Forsyth wish to inherit his estate, they must remember the individual parts of it that they...

When it was pointed out to them exactly where America lay on the map, many of them seemed disappointed that it wasn’t the whole of North America from Mexico upwards.

“If they want to have religious symbol in the name, they should rename it Mornington Cross, a proper Christian symbol, much more British,” Golding said.

In a surprising turn, it has just been announced that a movie of Brexit is to be made and the part of Nigel Farage is...

“Of course Jeremy needs a shower for his office. He’s in it right now as a matter of fact. Every time he opens his mouth, he spews out so much utter bullshit that it gets all over him and he has to get cleaned up.”

When asked what he would describe himself as, as an Englishman abroad, he will usually say something like: “Im an export int I”

Pressure appears to be mounting in the offices of the Daily Mail, as their latest idea in an attempt to boost sales is to...