The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 9 Buzz Aldrin says not punching...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas countdown of the most popular articles of the year continues with this beauty from Francis Aston.
Originally published on the 3rd of July and retweeted by none other than Nancy Sinatra,...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 7 Department of Justice confirms that...
Continuing our countdown of the top ten most popular articles of 2017 is this expose from Henry Chinaski.
Henry Chinaski is a professional drunk, jimmy-rustler and tramp. His interests include being miserable, making others miserable...
Remembrance is about forcing poppies on sportsmen, not remembering, says patriot
As November's dark days close in, the annual kerfuffle over who does or does not wear a poppy has erupted. Â
As usual this has been overdone. Remembrance now seeps backwards into October. Crowds...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 8 Unemployed mother on benefits knocked...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas countdown of the most popular articles of 2017 continues with this prime example of the art of satire by Quentin D Fortesque.
Lord Quentin D Fortesque MDF.DFS.NVQ.GNT. is not only a...
Fireproof cladding found for Westminster cover up
Following years of swingeing corner cutting, government officials anticipate further public outrage and blame as fallout from the Grenfell catastrophe.
Luckily a magic money tree has been found to pay for the protective cladding to...
Herald’s Handy Handbooks For Ms May: The Gays and their Acronyms
Theresa May says not to worry about DUP views on “LGB….what’s the rest of it?”
The Prime Minister met the 1922 Committee of Conservative backbenchers amid controversy over the governments discussions with the Democratic Unionist...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 10 “The Queen asks Merkel to...
Kicking us off on our Christmas countdown of the top ten most popular Herald articles of the year is Dick Turnip with "The Queen asks Merkel to form a government".
Dick had been working as...
Southern Rail awarded plum DUP transport contract
World renowned transport provider Southern Rail have been awarded the plum contract of providing locomotion between Belfast and Westminster for DUP politicians.
Southern will take care of all transport needs for Arlene Foster and anyone...
Couple thrilled by second baby have no understanding of its intentions yet
A couple thrilled by the safe arrival of their second baby have no idea of its intentions yet.
Nic and Cassie Novella already have a three year old daughter called Allopecia. They have been 'managing...
Editorial – A light in the dark for stroke survivors
Here at The Rochdale Herald we support several charities. One of those charities is Different Strokes the UK charity for younger stroke survivors.
Today sees the launch of Different Strokes’ Light In The Dark campaign...
Terrorist response strategy in disarray after meeting room mix up
Today's COBRA meeting had to be abandoned after it was discovered that Cabinet Office Briefing Room A had already been booked by Trevor from HR.
The HR meeting could not be moved because, by...
David Davis to demand the EU forms the next UK government
The first thing Brexiter David Davis will demand of the EU when Brexit discussions begin tomorrow morning will be to take over Britain and form the new UK government.
This is a wise move given...
