David Davis to demand the EU forms the next UK government
The first thing Brexiter David Davis will demand of the EU when Brexit discussions begin tomorrow morning will be to take over Britain and form the new UK government.
This is a wise move given...
Editorial – A light in the dark for stroke survivors
Here at The Rochdale Herald we support several charities. One of those charities is Different Strokes the UK charity for younger stroke survivors.
Today sees the launch of Different Strokes’ Light In The Dark campaign...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 10 “The Queen asks Merkel to...
Kicking us off on our Christmas countdown of the top ten most popular Herald articles of the year is Dick Turnip with "The Queen asks Merkel to form a government".
Dick had been working as...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 8 Unemployed mother on benefits knocked...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas countdown of the most popular articles of 2017 continues with this prime example of the art of satire by Quentin D Fortesque.
Lord Quentin D Fortesque MDF.DFS.NVQ.GNT. is not only a...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 6 Met Office alert after sighting...
Next up in our countdown of the year's most popular articles is the second entry in the Top Ten from our Editor in Chief, Quentin D Fortesque.
It's a little known fact but Quentin, or...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 7 Department of Justice confirms that...
Continuing our countdown of the top ten most popular articles of 2017 is this expose from Henry Chinaski.
Henry Chinaski is a professional drunk, jimmy-rustler and tramp. His interests include being miserable, making others miserable...
Southern Rail awarded plum DUP transport contract
World renowned transport provider Southern Rail have been awarded the plum contract of providing locomotion between Belfast and Westminster for DUP politicians.
Southern will take care of all transport needs for Arlene Foster and anyone...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 5 Fictional President held to higher...
Taking fifth place in our countdown of 2017's most popular articles is this biting piece of social commentary from Johnny Wapping, the only dog we have on our staff.
The Punning Pooch of...
Terrorist response strategy in disarray after meeting room mix up
Today's COBRA meeting had to be abandoned after it was discovered that Cabinet Office Briefing Room A had already been booked by Trevor from HR.
The HR meeting could not be moved because, by...
Remembrance is about forcing poppies on sportsmen, not remembering, says patriot
As November's dark days close in, the annual kerfuffle over who does or does not wear a poppy has erupted.
As usual this has been overdone. Remembrance now seeps backwards into October. Crowds...
Herald’s Handy Handbooks For Ms May: The Gays and their Acronyms
Theresa May says not to worry about DUP views on “LGB….what’s the rest of it?”
The Prime Minister met the 1922 Committee of Conservative backbenchers amid controversy over the governments discussions with the Democratic Unionist...
