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Kevin Crowther

Illiterate writer of nonsense. Great at headlines but tail off during the story ;-) Available for weddings funerals and kids parties. Never lie, or do I? Married to a retired supermodel come part time donkey racer. Will work for beer and crisps.

Fatboy runs away from the Ball

The worlds biggest celebrity couple, Ball and Slim, have sadly announced they are to divorce after 18 years of party-hard marriage.
Hunter hunting elephants

Nearly okay to kill elephants again

As we take in the wonderful news of the large increase in the number of elephants across the south of Africa, Zimbabwe has called...

US Police Departments to consider offering black suspects running start before shooting them

Following several nights of violence and riots across the United States in response to the death of George Floyd US police departments are said...
Gun held in front of American flag

Fatal logic feedback loop kills five more Americans

America has once again been proved right as yet another mass shooting takes place in shopping mall and nobody armed inside could shoot the...

Corbyn hospitalised after collapse

Man of the people Jeremy Corbyn was today airlifted by helicopter to A&E after a suspected smugness overdose .  The incident occurred just moments after...

HS2 to be built by immigrants

The government is expected to reveal plans to admit up to two thousand migrant workers from the Calais Jungle to help construct  HS2. Prospective workers...

Aussies can stay in Scotland

Gregg and Kathryn Brian and their son were given a last minute reprieve from being deported back to Australia from Scotland if Mrs Brian...

Real housewives of Rochdale Town scrapped

Channel 5 has announced that it has scrapped its planned series "Real Housewives Of Rochdale Town" after the pilot episode turned out to be...

Further scandal as so called satirical page Southend News Network owners aren’t even Southern!

In what is turning out to be a much dragged out saga of scandal after scandal from those jumped up meme thieves over at...

Man who ate World’s hottest chilli for likes doesn’t regret a thing as everyone...

The trend of being a total dickhead and doing something horrendously stupid to upload to social media just so other stupid people will click...

Win Win Win with The Herald! We are giving away year’s free membership to...

That's right it's not a typo, we are feeling generous today at The Herald after an out of court settlement with them southern softies...

Daily Mail and Newthump one and the same?

Rumours are riff in the cut throat world of satire that just like Michael and Latoya Jackson were almost definitely the same person the...

We want to control our own borders! As long as our borders stay in...

Today small minded people up and down the land were in uproar as rumours that the cheese eating surrender monkeys want the English border...
Noel Edmunds

Channel 4 axes Deal Or No Deal after contestant cracks formula

Channel 4's flagship box-based quiz show "Deal Or No Deal" is to be axed after Rochdale maths wizard Ken Ramsbottom cracked the code that's...
Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson feared dead?

Rumours are rife today that the comical floppy haired Brexit buffoon Boris Johnson may have popped his clogs. It's been weeks now since he has...

Herald wins “Satirical Web Page of the Year”

It's a day of celebration at the Rochdale Herald as we are delighted to announce we have won Satirical Web Page of the Year...

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