Man of the people Jeremy Corbyn was today airlifted by helicopter to A&E after a suspected smugness overdose .
The incident occurred just moments after he breezed the labour leader contest yet again defeating Cyril Smith by a massive majority.
Bystander Rupert Dubeur told the Rochdale Herald “one moment he was stood there in a slightly ill fitting suit jacket the next he simply collapsed with an almighty grin on his face and what appeared to be a rather large erection.”
Surgeons at Royal London Hospital released a statement in which they say ” Jezza will be fine, his smug levels topped out that’s all and he just needs a lay down a mug of Bovril. As soon as his erection subsidies he will be fine to return to work.