Rumours are riff in the cut throat world of satire that just like Michael and Latoya Jackson were almost definitely the same person the popular satirical online resource the Daily Mail and Newsthump are one and the same. 

One posts made up gut wrenchingly ridiculously funny stories online and the other is Newthump a satirical webpage that has the odd amusing fable.

Neither the editor of the Mail or the editor of Newsthump ( the same person ) was available to comment on this story we just thought of thus leading us to be utterly convinced it’s true.

Illiterate writer of nonsense. Great at headlines but tail off during the story ;-) Available for weddings funerals and kids parties. Never lie, or do I? Married to a retired supermodel come part time donkey racer. Will work for beer and crisps.