James Grossweiner Jnr.
I live a simple, alcohol dependent life. I often try to elevate small talk to medium talk, but usually give up after a couple of large brandies. My main hobbies are breakfast, lunch and dinner.
You can follow me if you feel like it. You can also chew glass if you feel like it.
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