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For 50p a day you can sponsor an American Border Child

New Charity is hoping to help the children Donald Trump demanded to be locked up at the US border.  A new charity has been started...

The Queen is afraid Donald Trump will leave orange residue all over Buckingham Palace...

The Queen is afraid of the orange mess Trump will make during his visit.  The President of the United States, Donald Trump wants to meet...
Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson’s Hair and Trump’s Hair to have Puppies

In a stunning announcement today it was revealed, that Boris Johnson's hair impregnated Donald Trump's hair a few months ago. Boris Johnson revealed this morning...

Dogs will be allowed on the Pitch during the World Cup in Russia

Man's best friend can now get even closer to the World Cup action. As Dogs will be allowed on the field during World Cup...

France admits the French Language was created to avoid speaking to other Countries

It has been rumored for years. Now it is official, France finally stops the lies. Confesses they only created the French language to avoid...
Nigel Farage

Nigel Farage’s shadow finally gives up and leaves him

As sick of him as the rest of the world. Nigel Farage's Shadow packs its bags and leaves the prick.  After a lifetime together Nigel...
Ant and Dec

Ant McPartlin forced to have Anti-Drink-Driving Billboard attached to Forehead as Punishment for DUI

London, England- Embroiled host Ant McPartlin will be hosting something new. While waiting to see what the final outcome of his DUI arrest, Ant...

The United States to allow Guns to be purchased from Vending Machines

United States, Washington DC - A new bill has been passed in the United States, to allow firearms to be sold from Vending Machines....
Theresa May

Awkward Moment as Someone has to explain what a Joke is to Theresa May

There was an awkward meeting this morning when an assistant to the Prime Minister had to explain to her what a joke was. This occurred...

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