ThomasThomas
Thomas Thomas is Sub-Editor for The Rochdale Herald.
Thomas is proud to support such causes as "Cornwall for Jam First" and "Drop Scones Not Bombs".
His personal motto is "Fuck it, why not?"
Man-child chickens out of UK visit because people said mean things about him
Man-child and completely stable genius Donald Trump has reportedly cancelled his planned visit to the UK next month, according to the White House.
Trump was...
IT department confirms that turning Maybot off and on again didn’t work
The latest attempt to reboot the Downing Street operating system failed after the Tory party IT department tried turning Maybot off and on again.
Nigel...
Fire at Trump Tower definitely not Donald Trump Jr burning Russia dossier, confirms Donald...
New York - There has been more fire and fury today as a blaze at the top of Trump Tower in New York left...
CABINET RESHUFFLE – Boris Johnson becomes Health Secretary
Theresa May's eagerly anticipated cabinet reshuffle has begun.
In what some would describe as "a bit of a surprise", the former Mayor of London and...
Storm Eleanor wreaks havoc after gate left open on wind farm
Met Office issues "risk to life" warnings with wind speeds over 80mph expected overnight.
It has been revealed that Storm Eleanor, the latest storm to...
Emergency services respond to man with spade in head
Ambulance crews were called to an address in Wigan this morning after a local man suffered head injuries.
The man's wife called 999 after her...
If one more person says Merry Birthday to me I’m going to lose my...
Everyone knows someone with a birthday around Christmas day. Those whose birthday falls on the big day itself are the worst off but spare...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Numero Uno – Glastonbury food vendors uproar...
So, here it is, Merry Christmas, everybody's having fun, hark The Rochdale Herald sings "Glory to Martin Luther King".
Our Top Ten of the most...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 2 – Prince Philip deemed fit...
At number two in our countdown of the most popular articles of 2017 is the second offering from our resident vegetable highwayman, Dick Turnip,...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas countdown – Number 3 – Mariah Carey records shock cover...
So here we are. We've reached the top three in our countdown of the ten most popular articles of 2017.
Written by the mysterious Galatian,...
Pedigree Siberian hamster spotted near Brighton
Christmas came early for a rare pedigree Siberian hamster called Dorothy who's been found safe and well in Upper Dicker, East Sussex, this week....
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 5 Fictional President held to higher...
Taking fifth place in our countdown of 2017's most popular articles is this biting piece of social commentary from Johnny Wapping, the only dog...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 4 Big Ben to be renamed...
Next up on our countdown of the most popular articles of 2017 comes a piece of gold from Charlie Stuart that even had a...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 6 Met Office alert after sighting...
Next up in our countdown of the year's most popular articles is the second entry in the Top Ten from our Editor in Chief,...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 7 Department of Justice confirms that...
Continuing our countdown of the top ten most popular articles of 2017 is this expose from Henry Chinaski.
Henry Chinaski is a professional drunk, jimmy-rustler...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas Top Ten – Number 8 Unemployed mother on benefits knocked...
The Rochdale Herald Christmas countdown of the most popular articles of 2017 continues with this prime example of the art of satire by Quentin...
