Producers of smash-hit and hugely relevant TV show Big Brother have announced a new twist for 2019….actual celebrities will enter the Big Brother house for the first time.
The show, available ad nauseam on Channel 5, has previously only featured utter no-ones, non-entities and desperate try-hard wankers.
Host of Big Brother’s Unwatched Aftershow, Trinny Midadstha-Producer said “I’m so super excited and also completely vacuous. I’ll probably get the Radio 1 breakfast show after this.”