People up and down the country will be able to show their loved ones how much they care by buying gift vouchers for NHS treatments as of Christmas 2020.

“Obviously healthcare is going to be really expensive after we complete our trade deal with the US. Paracetamol is going to be £900 a tablet.”

“We are very excited to be partnering with Virgin and Amazon in placing the new NHS Care vouchers out on the market for next Christmas, allowing you to give the gift of health care to the ones you love most.”

The NHS vouchers are expected to cover a range of services from MRI scans and A&E priority passes. There’s even a bonus points card where Chemotherapy sessions earn the customer rewards to go towards partnered providers such as discounts on Virgin Will writing or Amazon Prime Funerals.

The NHS Care vouchers are expected to be rolled out next October in the run up to Christmas and to capitalise on the Flu season.

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