Classic rock band The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have announced plans to get back together and hit the road in the U.K. on March 29th.
Featuring all four original members, the band released a statement saying “We just felt the timing was perfect. We’ve been wanting to get back together for centuries but post-Brexit Britain seems the ideal chance for Famine, Pestilence, War and Death to go back on the road.”
The extensive tour may last up to 50 years, said tour manager ‘Shaky’ Jake Rees.
“We’ll hit the places that most deserve us first; so we kick off in Sunderland and Hartlepool, before heading to Grimsby. We’ll be spending a LOT of time in Cornwall and South Wales.”
Bemusingly the tour seems set to miss out Scotland completely.
Bemusingly the tour seems set to miss out Scotland completely.
