With thanks (and muted apologies) to Simon & Garfunkel

But Islam’s not a race, they screamed into his brown face

And here’s to you Tommy Robinson

Mohammad loves you more than you will know

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Allah bless you Tommy Robinson

Heaven holds a place for those pray

Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

We like to know a little bit about your paedophiles

That you pretend don’t join the EDL

Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes

Trying not to cry from behind their veil

And here’s to you Tommy Robinson

Mohammad loves you more than you will know

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Allah bless you Tommy Robinson

Heaven holds a place for those pray

Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes

Racists in your pantry with your bacon

It’s just a little secret, just the EDL’s affair

Most of all, you’ve got to hide it from the kids

Coo coo ca choo, Tommy Robinson

Mohammad loves you more than you will know

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Allah bless you Tommy Robinson

Heaven holds a place for those pray

Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

Down to Speaker’s Corner on a sunny afternoon

Losing that Twitter based debate

Laugh about it, shout about it

When you’ve got to choose

Every way you look at it, you lose

Where have you gone with your bullshit

Hooligans don’t represent football fans one bit

Woo, woo, woo

What’s that you say Tommy Robinson?

Dunno, it’s not on Twitter anymore

Hey hey hey,

hey hey hey