With thanks (and muted apologies) to Simon & Garfunkel
But Islam’s not a race, they screamed into his brown face
And here’s to you Tommy Robinson
Mohammad loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Allah bless you Tommy Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those pray
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey
We like to know a little bit about your paedophiles
That you pretend don’t join the EDL
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Trying not to cry from behind their veil
And here’s to you Tommy Robinson
Mohammad loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Allah bless you Tommy Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those pray
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey
Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Racists in your pantry with your bacon
It’s just a little secret, just the EDL’s affair
Most of all, you’ve got to hide it from the kids
Coo coo ca choo, Tommy Robinson
Mohammad loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Allah bless you Tommy Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those pray
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey
Down to Speaker’s Corner on a sunny afternoon
Losing that Twitter based debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you’ve got to choose
Every way you look at it, you lose
Where have you gone with your bullshit
Hooligans don’t represent football fans one bit
Woo, woo, woo
What’s that you say Tommy Robinson?
Dunno, it’s not on Twitter anymore
Hey hey hey,
hey hey hey