It has been confirmed that Jeremy Corbyn will be producing the next Stormzy album.
The album will be produced in a reclaimed timber shed on Corbyn’s allotment patch. It is also expected to be made on re-purposed organic vinyl and will be packaged in bio-degradable sleeves. A signed limited edition of 1000 will be planted in the allotment for 1 month prior to release, and will contain 100% organic compost.
“This move will give the entire record a true raw and organic sound” One music critic confirmed.
The Labour leader instantly became interested in the work of Thornton Heath native, real name Michael Ebenezer Kwadjo Omari Owuo Jr, after handing him the GQ solo artist of the year award recently.
After the awards the 68 year old admitted “I had no idea who he was before the awards. When I heard I would be giving Stormzy an award that it would be something do to with climate change research.”
Stromzy was equally baffled as to who the Lush bomb making, part time vegan was. “I saw this old geezer calling me out on stage and holding something I thought he was going to hit me with. I was like ready to floor him because I heard he’s from north of the river, yeah!?”
However after the event the two bonded over Grime music, renationalising the railways, beards and vegetable patches. A mutual respect was said to be quickly gained.
Corbyn was reported to be on YouTube for the rest of the night listening to songs such as ‘Shut up’ and ‘Big for your boots.’ It is rumoured that he plans to weave some of the lyrics into his PMQ’s, and has also been heard free-styling in the corridors of Westminster. His plans to give every school child one musical instrument has now been expanded to include microphones, and for teaches to start one playground ‘rap-off’ per week at lunch.
Stromzy has now taken interests hobbies such as composting, cycling and campaigning for nuclear disarmament. He has also recently applied to be a honorary member of the All Party Parliamentary Group for Cheese, which Corbyn was once involved with.
The two are also reported to have started dressing like each other. It is expected the bromance will continue until one of them becomes too mainstream.
