A violent, egomaniacal racist arsehole is being treated for pneumonia after being admitted to hospital in Majorca.
The 57-year-old was on a family holiday on the Spanish island when he was taken ill.
The utterly detestable gobshite is on a break from filming his new Amazon Prime show and plans to return to work next week.
He said that he was “in a wheelchair, connected up to tubes, in a hospital”, and also posted a picture of himself on Instagram.
A spokesman confirmed he is being treated for pneumonia and was apologetic that he couldn’t present the public with a worse prognosis just yet but said.
“He’s a heavy smoker and he doesn’t do any cardio other than chasing younger women he’s not married to and violently assaulting colleagues. He thinks salad is for wimps. I can’t imagine he’ll be around that much longer.”
The Grand Tour on Amazon Prime is really awful viewing.
