The news that the sequel to Sci Fi classic Blade Runner is being banged together finally made the news today after a worker was injured by blatant excuse to get people interested in the upcoming film.
Fans were told not to worry that it was a cash in on a classic because Ridley Scott was involved.
“Great,” said Deck Deckard, the Blade Runner Fan Club’s spokesreplicant, “The guy who released seven different versions and is responsible for that awful Numb3rs show? Well there’s a guarantee you can trust, eh? Kill me now. Just do it.”
Meanwhile people who had only just unblocked them, reblocked all the people who couldn’t get over an all female Ghostbusters before they start again.
“Prometheus was shit,” finished Deck.
