After a thorough and totally independent investigation by the Government, the Government has found that it is indeed right for the Government to spy on everyone, just as the Government has said all along.
The so-called Snooper’s Charter, which gives MI5, MI6 and any Tom, Dick or Dirty Harry the government decides the right to peek into people’s emails, texts, phone calls etc,was criticised by everyone outside the government apart from Daily Mail readers.
“We had ourselves look into our plans,” said a Home Office spokesperson “and it turns out we agree with ourselves that this is the right thing to do. Especially if we mention the word ‘terrorism’ a lot when we’re justifying it.”
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