Sir Antony Jay, the creator of Yes Minister has died taking with him UK satire. All we have left is the equivalent of a thousand news readers flinging their own excrement at a cardboard cut out Jeremy Corbyn whilst laughing maniacally.
Mrs. Brown’s Boys was voted best sit com of the 21st century signalling the final death knell of society. Thousands of people voted for it without a hint of irony because it had “a bloke in drag” and “falling over” in it.
The Tories confirmed that the scrappage of The Human Rights Act is going ahead but the media instead concentrated on a game of mobile musical chairs with only Jeremy Corbyn remaining because Richard Branson took the last one.
Russia was banned from having it’s own version of Master Chef as Greg Wallace’s Russian counterpart, a 9ft muscle bound psychopath, ripped out the heart of a losing contestant, ate it and declared it “shit” in the programs pilot episode.
People who were good at things won metal discs in the United Federation of Sport, another thing which Russia was banned from.
The world collectively cried at the sight of a young Syrian boy covered in dust and blood for five minutes but quickly moved on not giving a shit about his 9 year old brother who later died, or any over the other children murdered daily by bombing campaigns.
Brexit still hasn’t happened but everyone has forgot anyway apart from Mandy in Doncaster who said “It’s a joke now, gone on too long. We need to close the borders! I’d let that poor little Syrian boy in though”.
