Today The Canary has posted their 1,000th ‘breaking news’ article, in which ‘the Tories are done’ and that ‘Theresa May must resign.’
The far left wing online newspaper, which has been described as ‘the only news outlet that isn’t controlled by the Rothschilds’ by Momentum members across the nation, is committed to revealing how the government is corrupt and the enemy of the people. It achieves this by being utterly outraged over the slightest indiscretion from anyone who isn’t called Jeremy Corbyn.
Louise McCommie, a self proclaimed Social Justice Warrior and avid sharer of Canary facebook articles says.
“Articles like ‘Conservative MP didn’t wash his hands after using a urinal, Theresa May has to act!’ And ‘Labour MP has slight difference in opinion DESELECT!’ have the thumb on the pulse of the awakened proletariat; it’s only a matter of a few thousand more facebook followers before we have a revolution.”
However, it is surprising to some that this landmark thousandth ‘exclusive’ has failed to bring about an end to the current government.
“I don’t understand, the Canary posted a scoop about Jeremy Hunt attending a visit to a hospital and not saying ‘bless you’ to a passing nurse that sneezed; why hasn’t he been sacked?” said Gill Able.
“I’m not surprised” said Carl Gregson-Marx,who posted on a Canary Article shared by Occupy London, he continued “The Canary’s social media reach is being impacted by algorithms made by Zuckerberg and the Rothschilds; Murdoch and the government don’t want the truth getting out to the masses in case it starts making people ask questions; That’s why articles like this that matter, I’ve shared it 12 times already.”
The Rochdale Herald was unable to reach the Canary head editor Kerry Anne Mendoza for comment on whether her site reach has been suffering; presumably because she was busy googling pictures of the Conservative cabinet whilst punching her keyboard.
We asked Carl Gregson-Marx to elaborate why he thinks the Canary ius an invaluable news source for him, he said.
“The Canary is invaluable to me. It gives me an alternative news from the right wing propaganda of the mainstream media, by giving me left wing propaganda. It’s all about balance.”
