A thicko has accepted a dipshit’s challenge of a debate on the telly to sort of discuss how best to implement a dreadful idea.

The thicko had previously claimed he couldn’t do the debate because he wanted to watch I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here but in a remarkable turnaround changed his mind after learning how to use his Betamax video recorder to tape it.

Other gobshites have said they would also like to be part of the circle jerk on the 9thof December, two days before they are to vote on how best to fuck things up forever.

A spokesman for the Dipshit said “It’s about time everybody got behind my terrible vision of how to deliver this awful idea or else.”

A spokesman for the Thicko said “Anybody know what this debate is about?”

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Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.