At least three dickheads have been mauled to death and eaten by some lovely lions after breaking into a wildlife reserve in South Africa.
The dickheads entered the Sibuya Game Reserve armed with a rifle, a silencer, wire cutters and an axe.
All the tools a poacher would need to shoot a rhinoceros and chop off its horn.
“We heard a commotion last night.” The owner of the game reserve told The Rochdale Herald.
“It was the lovely sound of three Rhino poachers who are hunting Rhinos to extinction being hunted to extinction.”
“Isn’t nature wonderful.”