‘Brexit means Brexit and we’re going to make a success of it’, Jeremy Corbyn will say this afternoon.
He will speak from the top of a shoebox in Speaker’s corner to an audience of dozens expecting some other man to be ranting about equal marriage instead.
The speech by the Labour Leader will offer further succour to his colleague Theresa May.
A woman who intends to listen called the Herald and had this to say.
“What do you think he will have in the shoebox? A spare pair of sandals? A famous book? A massive bloody stone?”
This questions will have to wait for an answer.
At least Theresa May knows she has cross party support in her intention to set the United Kingdom adrift across the Atlantic with a bold and buccaneering vision to plunder the wealth of developing nations.
We asked an aide to Mr Corbyn why he is so steadfast in support of his main political rival’s most desperate policy agenda?
“None of the Commonwealth really got independence right.” The aide replied.
“Liam Fox is leading British trade in the search for even cheaper immigrant labour and even looser regulations in countries too economically small to resist.”
And how does that fit into a socialist agenda?
“Once the Conservatives have got in there and fucked them all up again, Jeremy is going to show them how to have a proper revolution.”
Trade with the world means trade with the world, after all.
It’s even better when you can get it all for free. Now that’s a proper socialist agenda.
