Nigel Farage has claimed the victory of Macron over Le Pen of 65% v 35% is scandalous. Just inappropriate. Undemocratic. Pathetic.
“Fifty two to forty eight. That’s the proper margin. That allows those like myself that foster and profit from a yawning sense of division to be gainfully employed while doing nothing to address the underlying reasons for the anger.”
Apparently a margin of roughly two thirds is not a strong mandate, according to Farage, because not everyone voted for you or your agenda.
But rather evidence that the Eurozone is crumbling, even if, at the last round, there were only two choices.
“If I were Le Pen I would be demanding a re-run of the Presidential Election and pose with a Gaulloise and have a big glass of Stella super glued to my palm.”
Still, the result is a positive in many ways, especially for those like Farage who believe harking back to the decades of mass industrialised slaughter in Europe is the place to find real cheese.
“It shows how scared the EU is of having to negotiate with the United Brexit Kingdom.
They’ve picked a europhile because they’re terrified of Le Pen and May joining together to create a trading and rights union that would rival the EU.”
Farage intends to invite Le Pen over to his little pad in Chelsea where he’s had a replica gold lift installed and he will take her for a ride up and down with the sounds of Nazi rallies playing on a speaker to keep her dream alive.
