The much loved CBBC presenter Mr. Tumble, aka Justin Fletcher MBE, has set the wheels in motion with his legal team to issue Southend News Network with an injunction banning them from making up any more stories about him.
For reasons known only to the childish so called ‘satirical newspaper’, they continually badger and harass the nations favorite cheeky chappie and number one kids entertainer with made up stories which are not even amusing.
A spokesman for the lovely Justin told The Herald “He has simply had enough of this nonsense. First time he laughed and saw the funny side; he even shared the story on his Twitter feed, but now it’s week after week and it’s getting boringly tedious.”
A statement prepared by Mr Tumble read:
“It is with much regret that I have asked my legal team to instruct those scumfucking noncebuckets at SNN to stop fucking with my life and leave me the bastard alone, or I will rip them a new arsehole in court then punch the fuck out of them in the street afterwards, the shitebag monkeyfucking cunttwats that they are.”
We tried contacting SNN for a comment or mildly amusing soundbite but they refused to take our calls.
