Self obsessed cockwomble, Sebastian Tristrum, 14, said “It’s crap. I put down my iPhone for a bit and tried to watch it but nothing happens for like ten minutes”.
The spotty, odious little shit who believes the world owes him everything continued:
“There weren’t even any killings, and the kids were all talking to each other, in like, real life. Like face to face. They didn’t even have phones!”
Unaware that people used to get up and go out and do things was a really difficult concept for young Sebastian to grasp;
“What even were them things with wheels they were on?” He demanded, referring to the bicycles.
“And why did they even go out if it was before Pokémon?”
Stranger Things has been commissioned for another series on Netflix in 2017.
