The new Apple iOS update is to include a new autocorrect function for words such as muslin, briton and rasict.
Computer giants and tax dodging bastards Apple have confirmed that the next update for its iPhone/iPad ranges will include a special feature called “auto bigot”.
This has been designed to aid the thousands of social media bigots who struggle to spell simple words when they drag their hairy knuckles across their keypads to compose their racist outbursts.
Ever since Facebook began back in the early 80s, Britain’s closet fascists have come out of hiding and found a home online where they can verbally abuse differently coloured people from the comfort of their armchairs. But one thing they haven’t been able to do is spell their mentally disturbed racist rants correctly.
Tricky words, that to normal people would seem simple, such as where they live or even the people they are venting their rage at are misspelled daily, post after post after post.
A recent Apple survey compiled the top ten misspelled words:
- muslin – Muslim
- rasist – racist
- dyed – died
- briton- Britain
- mosk- Mosque
- bread – bred
- boarders – borders
- alah – Allah
- imergrunt – immigrant
- shakira – Sharia
The new update could save thousands of very intellectual people up to 8 full days a year trolling sites like the BNP, Britain First and the EDL looking for amusing ways to spell check racists.
Although this latest update will go a long way to make racist posts much more literate, Apple say they are still decades away from software able to auto correct your, you’re, there, their and they’re.
