Bank Holidays are not long enough according to a multi-pound survey commissioned by The Rochdale Herald.
“It’s 2016 for Christ’s sake! Normal weekends should be 3 days, I’d work 6 to get 3 off. Bank holidays should be at least a full week” Declared Barry Watkins, an unemployed man from Oldham whilst exahaling a huge plume of Vapour in The Roebuck Hotel.
“It’s daft innit?” Clementine Prolapse, a retired sex worker interjected. “People spend a day in a metal box on the motorway to go and visit a static metal box before wasting another day coming back in a metal box. Whats the point? I don’t get it. Why would you want to go and sit in the pissing down rain in Wales with no tele?”
“I quite like bank holidays” said a sheepish Tony Gibson from the table behind us on his lunch break from his Window cleaning round.
Barry rolled his eyes and whispered “He would say that, the git.”
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