A leading group of scientists in the field of climate change and politicians from all over the globe on both the left and the right of the political spectrum have united to give this message;
“Do what you want now, the damage is done, we’re all doomed so just enjoy it whilst you can.”
Simon Winter, a lecturer at Oxford said;
“You can switch your lights off all you want, stop using air freshner and deodorant or buy an electric car. It doesn’t matter because China are burning more coal than we did during the entire industrial revolution every day and cows are farting out holes in the ozone layer bigger than Africa every 30 minutes. Basically we’re fucked.”
Donald Trump still refused to accept it was an issue however, rambling this at his latest rally;
“People are always going on about at the current climate, always talking about the climate. So we’re supposed to believe that mythical invisable holes caused ISIS? Yeah right, Obama caused ISIS. He caused it. That’s right. Obama.”
He paused, raised his eyebrows to massive cheers from the audience, shrugged his shoulders then continued;
“Are you hot? Is it hot? It’s not hot right? So where’s the warming?”
