Rumours that Twitter is to close for good in 2019 were confirmed today by some random user.
“I kno sm1 on inside. #Twitter defo closing in 2019 #savetwitter” tweeted Hoaxy McHoaxface from his @totallylegit account.
“It must be true,” tweeted @Gulliblegal54, “cause Twitter said it wasn’t! #savetwitter”
“Why would Twitter deny it if it wasn’t true?” asked @Bleevanyfing.
The hashtag #savetwitter is currently trending, which everyone knows is proof that the story is totally true.
In other news Facebook will definitely start charging you and will sell all the photographs of that pizza you had at the weekend if you don’t copy and paste some meaningless psuedo legal crap as your status.
