Stephen Scully from knotty Ash in Liverpool has come forward to make the quite outrageous claim that he was never ever a roadie for the wobbly headed Fab Four.

To date since the band broke up in 1970 not a single scouser over 45 has ever openly confessed to not being a roadie for at least one Beatles gig as it is just not something that they can say. If your from Liverpool and of a certain age then you have a cracking sense of humor allegedly and have carried at least one speaker or guitar to a gig for John Lennon that’s how it works. 

Stephen also claimed never to of “signed on” before quickly retracting that statement on the grounds he was bullshitting.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.