Ralphs across the globe have collectively decided that they no longer like being called ‘Raif’.
Ralph Johnson of Middleton said;
“Because Ralph Fiennes started calling himself Raif we all thought it was cool so we did too.”
Ralph Bradshaw from Stockport interrupted;
“Yeah but now it’s just gone too hipster. If I introduce myself now the first thing people ask me is if I vape.”
Raif Fiennes declined to comment.