Your sometimes weekly horoscopes…

0
Here are this week's horoscopes. Or are they next week's? Meh. It's all nonsense anyway... Aries Sometimes you might think people are out to get you. They are, you are being stalked and should be very,...

Weekly Horoscopes With Olivia Astro – 11.7.17/17.7.16

0
Aries ? A visit to the dentist will end in both oral and mental discomfort when you wake up early from the completely unnecessary anaesthetic to find him fondling you. The dentist will put this...

Weekly Horoscopes With Olivia Astro – 1.8.16/7.8.16

0
Apologies for missing last week, but nothing interesting happened in your pathetic lives anyway. And I knew it wouldn't, so I felt I deserved some time off. Anyway, I'm sick of giving my powers...

Weekly Horoscopes With Olivia Astro – 18.7.16/24.7.16

1
Thanks to a weekend ripped to the tits on PCP, mescaline, cocaine and cheap speed, I have been enduring hideous hallucinations and nightmarish visions, so everyone's horoscopes for the week will be represented by...

Follow us

61,835FansLike
29,631FollowersFollow
23,475FollowersFollow

Popular Posts