Your sometimes weekly horoscopes…
Here are this week's horoscopes. Or are they next week's? Meh. It's all nonsense anyway...
Aries
Sometimes you might think people are out to get you. They are, you are being stalked and should be very,...
HorrorScopes
Aries - The Dead Postman
Things are looking up for you this week. You break your neck in a car crash on Wednesday. You will be in traction for months.
Your lucky thing is the ceiling.
Taurus...
Weekly Horoscopes With Olivia Astro – 4.7.16/10.7.16
Aries
Beware people driving silver Vauxhaul Vectras early in the week - they mean you harm and will go out of their way to inflict serious injuries upon your person. Strike first if you can...
Weekly Horoscopes With Olivia Astro – 11.7.17/17.7.16
Aries ?
A visit to the dentist will end in both oral and mental discomfort when you wake up early from the completely unnecessary anaesthetic to find him fondling you. The dentist will put this...