Today news has reached us here at The Herald that President elect Donald Trump has insisted Black Friday (the traditional start of the festive shopping period in the US) is to be rebranded White Friday in a move to make America great again.
Trump said “this isn’t a race thing, I know some black people and some of them are decent people, but America is historically a white country so our biggliest shopping day of the year should reflect the types who spend the most money”
It’s Believed ‘White Friday’ wasn’t the sun bed worshipping shredded wheat headed buffoons first choice in rebranding with ‘Orange Friday’ and ‘Trump Friday’ also on the table but after nearly 45 seconds of discussion ‘White Friday’ was chosen.
Amazon and other online retailers are believed to have totally ignored this bollock stupid idea and will continue with ‘Black Friday’ as normal.
