Critics have jumped on to Theresa May claiming that she is out of touch and still has not learned the lessons of the recent past.
“She has not learned the lessons of the recent past” said one critic “she is completely out of touch.”
“I mean, what is she thinking? Camden Market catches light – it’s a great opportunity to get down there with a camera crew to look all thoughtful and concerned and what? Nothing. She hasn’t got a fucking clue!”
However, supporters were quick to rush to defend her. One supporter said “Oh come on! That would be just blatant opportunism. Besides, the woman is a complete public-relations car crash. I mean, every time she approaches a microphone, a Conservative MP’s career dies.”
Theresa May declined to comment. Her spokesman’s spokesman said she “was personally devastated blah, blah, is that enough? Can you make the rest up yourself?”
