The palace has revealed this morning that plans are in place to give the Duke and Duchess of Sussex a well deserved break from constantly going on completely free five star holidays all the time.

The proposal gives the couple the opportunity to take a well deserved break from smiling and waving at people in lovely places in between sipping champagne.

“It can be really tiring being driven around in luxury vehicles and flying around on private jets.”

“Prince Harry had to wipe his arse on two occasions in the last month and Meghan almost broke a nail almost opening a door on a chauffeur driven armoured Range Rover last week.”

“They really need a rest.”

Harry and Meghan are expected to move into a taxpayer funded palace somewhere warm so they can enjoy some proper rest and relaxation.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.