A man who is wearing a t-shirt that reads “Hang the Tories” is insisting that Jeremy Corbyn is an example to everybody for his willingness to share a platform with people he disagrees with in order to create dialogue and peace.

The news follows reports that Mr Corbyn did or didn’t lay or not lay a wreath on the graves or not the graves of people who were or were not connected to the Black September terrorist group responsible for the deaths of eleven Israeli athletes at the 1972 Munich Olympics in 2014 or perhaps neither.

“Jeremy laid or didn’t lay that wreath in 2014 or never in solidarity with all the people who were killed in that terrible conflict.” Dick Dicksmith, lefty, told The Rochdale Herald.

“He’s never even been to Tunisia, but if he had, which he hasn’t, that’s not even where he didn’t or did lay that wreath which was for all the people who were killed in that conflict anyway.

“He’s an inspiration to us all and we should all be prepared to share a platform with people we disagree with in order to better create dialogue to achieve peace.”

“Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go and hang an effigy of Jacob Rees-Mogg and a “Hang Tory Scum” banner from a bridge stanchion.”

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.